Yoderized

When a guy that looks Amish with black hair and red beard pulls out and blows his load on the girls face while stroking his beard.

A kid I know who looks Amish (Black hair, and red beard) was doing this chick in a fire truck, and pulled out and blew his load on her face while stroking his beard.

"Yeah, I Yoderized her!"

by 801Yoder/FireFighterBarbie June 17, 2009

yoder

To spend an extremely long time (30+ minutes) on the toilet having a bowel movement. This could be due to not eating enough fiber or trying to avoid work for an extended period of time.

Employee 1: Have you seen Ben recently.
Employee 2: No, he's probably taking a yoder somewhere.
Employee 1: Dammit, we're supposed to have a meeting in 5 minutes.

by Ibiki January 19, 2011

Yoner

Person from Oldham

You, you're a Yoner you is

by Marie August 23, 2003

yoker

The foulest smelling of all farts. Smells like rotten eggs.

Allen emitted a couple of yokers, followed by a disturbing shart.

by blutarsky April 2, 2006

Yoner

Noun: When one (normally a male) begins to yawn by putting his arms out, only to have a near by friend point out that he has a massive erection.

Drew: *yawn*
Andrew: Wow drew you should really put your arms down you have a massive yoner.
Jake: I like it! :P

by Andrew, Quickdraw, Drew October 19, 2009

Double yoker

Cockney rhyming slang for joker.

"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders

by Craig August 27, 2004

Yoder Swag

After you you max out at Yoder's Country Kitchen Buffet and you can't walk right because you're so full

man I just maxxed out on 3 plates, I'm gonna have some bad Yoder Swag.

that guy's moving pretty slow, he must have that Yoder Swag.

by iceicebabytoocold January 14, 2010