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Fuck... Your... Kids

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
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Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
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It's your kids

It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.
Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
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Playing chicken (with your kids lives)

Because rape victim and spite.

Hym "That's what they are trying to do. I refuse. I'm not going to play chicken (with your kids lives. If they are not willing to come down here and acknowledge the veracity of my assessment of my situation and allow me to take the legal remedy I am entitled to as an American citizen then they are just TAKING THE HIT.
Because IN THE SAME WAY I DON'T KNOW WHO'S WATCHING... NEITHER DO THEY. They can't guarantee that arresting or killing me won't result in your kids getting murdered SOOOO... They want me to kill your kids so they can throw their hands in the air and pretend they don't know what happened! They won't come clean about whether or not people are being digitally stalked and harassed for years at a time and turning to violence or self-harm explicitly because of that stalking a harassment. Like LIAM PAYNE. They tried to kill ME... And they murdered Liam Payne isn't. And they are going to keep doing it to YOU until I am either dead or free. And they won't do it because that would mean I WAS RIGHT! For these piece of shit politicians who are openly playing chicken (with your kids lives) THEY WILL NOT ATTEND YOU CHILDS FUNERAL. There is only one way to stop the turn to violence and that is to do something about the stalking and harassment that causes it. Evidenced by the fact that you didn't stop THE LAST MASS MURDER. They tried to split the baby and your kids died. They are trying to puss down my leg and tell me it's schizophrenia and they are doing the same thing to the rest of you and invoking solidarity that they don't actually feel. 'WE are making millions of dollars' he says. I'm not making millions of dollars. Well, I AM, but my claim is being denied and the politicians are covering for the mentally disabled billionaire they don't think should exist."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly
He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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