Rubber up your bumper

To lube up your asshole or someone else's asshole

Hey girl, bend over and rubber up your bumper because you're about to get lifted

by Yep, I did it, so what? May 18, 2016

put your rasclart in your bumcha

to put ones rasclart in ones bumcha requires great skill which involves pure filth. it is used as an insult in many cultures

dean you bumbersquat put your rasclart in your bumcha!!!

by bubblebobblebumcha July 10, 2004

your bummed

Attempting to belittle others in an escape from thinking about drilling a nice hairy man hole. Not to act on homosexual tendencies driven by inadequacy.

I can't talk or think about invading a mans brown eye, so Your Bummed.

by snwod March 31, 2009

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025

Bump your grill

What we used to say in jail when speaking of brushing our teeth.

"Damn nigga, you got some serious tight mouth. You better go bump your grill!"

by Foshizzle Mynizzle July 12, 2006

Bumped your head

You thought wrong

(Very common in the California Prison System, & on the streets)

John can you loan me some money

You bumped your head, no way am I going to loan you any money.

by Kconnor56 July 1, 2010

have you bumped your head?

It essentially means you have you lost your mind? or it can be used to express your hatred or dislike for a particular activity or person, similar to kms.

"Moe's is better than Chipotle."
"Have you bumped your head?!?"
or

"This traffic makes me want to bump my head."

or
"Help! I have bumped my head and I can't get up!"

by colls42 December 4, 2013