Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

Your mother

Is a big PB&J wrong in your ass

Your mother

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

your mother

a fucking gay bitch that force feeds you and never gives a shit on what u think of her. :)

your mother is such a fucking gay bitch listen..

"hey mo-"
mom: "i dont give a shit cmere. lemme go force feed the fuck out of your face"

by crybaby..ashh May 22, 2021

your mother

I am doing her rn 😀

I had (devils tango) with your mother

by definitely not spierghost October 13, 2021

your mother

common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/

person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"

by troycat October 12, 2021

Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Your mother

What someone says when asked what are you doing

Hey LeBron you suck, what are you doing
Your mother

by Thai-Jun August 14, 2015