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Chinese celebrity :"Yoshimochi"
Yoshimochi is hot as fuck. Yoshimochi is sexy omg.
by yoshimochi June 30, 2021
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yoshimar

Yoshimar will be there when everyone else ignores you. He has sharp eyes that can feel and anticipate your needs and he will do his best to make you feel comfortable and attended, but be careful with that because sometimes Yoshimar could be misunderstood by his actions: he's not trying to impress you or making a move on you, he just genuinely likes to be kind to others and help them have a good time in his company. Yoshimar is also ambitious, loyal and has a deep respect for bonds and family. He will make the most caring and loving partner... if he truly falls for you. He will tell you stories and take you to adventures as vast as the sea that lies within his pure soul, a soul he will show only to those people he trusts the most. Yoshimar is a good listener and has also the talent to make good speeches. He respects politeness and also admires people who are confident and have clear goals for their future.
Yoshimar will make you feel as if you were waking up from a very long dream, he will make you hunger for living.

If you ever meet a Yoshimar, keep them close.
Yoshimar, will you travel with me? discover the world with me?
Yes, we'll go together wherever you wanna go!
by coyotedeventanas November 22, 2021
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YoshiMonsta

A great youtuber and streamer! He can put a smile on your face any day and will beat you in mario tennis aces. He plays on Xbox and Switch!
Wolfox: I wonder where YoshiMonsta is
Yoshio: *kicks wolfox*
by Specks Monsta September 7, 2022
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Yeshism

Yeshism is a religious movement within Christianity that emphasizes a close adherence to the original teachings of Jesus (Yeshua) as recorded in the Gospels.
Core Beliefs:

* Primacy of Jesus's Teachings: Yeshists prioritize the direct teachings of Jesus as found in the canonical Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John) and other early Christian texts like the Gospel of Mary and the Gospel of Thomas. They reject theological interpretations and decisions made by church leaders after Jesus's time, including those of Paul and the Council of Nicea.

* Detachment: Emphasizing Jesus's call for his followers to renounce worldly possessions and family ties, Yeshists often practice detachment from material possessions and worldly concerns.

* Love, Forgiveness, and Pacifism: Central to Yeshist belief is the importance of love, forgiveness, and non-violence, mirroring Jesus's teachings and actions.

* Jesus as the Logos: Yeshists generally believe that Jesus is the physical manifestation of the Logos (the divine word) as described in the Gospel of John.

* God's Will and Agency: They believe that Jesus's actions were in accordance with the will of God and that he demonstrated the possibility of bringing about positive change within the existing order without resorting to resistance or conflict.
That person follows the teachings of Yeshua, it's called Yeshism.
by Charlton Taylor December 19, 2024
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Noah Yoshimoto

The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.

His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"

Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.

TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
Noah Yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.
by BoyIDontLikeYou November 26, 2016
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