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Yosem

Yosem your hot dogs burn like shit on the plate of not
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yosei

amazing just amazing!!!!! did u know yosei means fairy in japanese!?!?!?!?!?!?! the more you know!!!!!!! gasp gasp!! whoever or whatever that has this name is so beautiful, handsome, ethereal basically every word to describe beautiful!!!! yk what else?!?!?! they're probably unique as fuck too!!!!!! bcs who thinks of the name yosei so easily.!.!?!??!! only the sexiest bitch alive🤯🤯🤯
"omg bro i walked past yosei today!!!"
"damn they're so sexy bro what'd they smell like????"
"like fairies bro!!!!!"
"omg bro u better not shower again!!!!"
"fuck no bro!!!!!"

"ok stepbro let's go makeout now!"
"ok!!!"
by tyler swagster3000!!!!!! December 27, 2020
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Yosimite Stan

a twitter user who stans an national park.
"yosemite paved the way! im a Yosimite Stan"
by sev ! May 16, 2022
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Yosemite

Refering to Half Dome; an expression relating to unfinished acts of oral sex
Matt: Man, Kayley was only blowing me for 2 minutes, I didn't even get to cum!
Jack: Sounds like she pulled a Yosemite on you dude.
by JebTheWaffleman March 27, 2015
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Yosemite Samantha

A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.
Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 9, 2018
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Yosemite Sam

Sexual act when the guy fucks a girl on her rag then rubs his bloody dick across her upper lip giving her a large red "Yosemite Sam" style mustache. This Action should also make her "Rootin Tootin Shootin Angry"
Yo dawg that bitch was dirty didnt tell me she was bleedin and fucked up my pants so i give her a yosemite sam and kicked her ass out.
by Reverend Rusty February 18, 2010
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Yosem

Yosem a amazing person whos wierd but funny also my hommie nigga bitch get air pods bitch get air pods bitch get air pods bitch
Nigga Yosem
by pedofile69 January 28, 2019
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