Yob

Someone whose not friend zoned but you don’t want them to know that, so you call them a yob. Not a friend but a friend who’s not friend zoned

Tyler-dude, you’re a good friend
Sarah-um, yes yob! You’re a good yob!
Tyler-um, what’s a yob?
Sarah-for me to know and you to not know. Yob (:< call me yob too, yob

by Notfriendzonedforsure July 3, 2019

Yob

If you are a "yob", you are a knacker.

That laddy is a yob!

by BigMan_Barry01 April 24, 2019

YOB

You Out Bitch

Yob nfg

by Nfg squad September 28, 2022

Yob

“Your own blood.” Partakes in sexual activity with blood relatives.

“He’s a Yob, he messes around with his own blood relatives.”

by Fictitious corporations May 4, 2023

Yob

A group of football fans.

The yob on the train were in high spirits.

by k2857 May 31, 2023

Yob tvoyu mat

Very useful turn of phrase to use in case of a car accident, even if you are at fault

Yob tvoyu mat blyat! Pizdets blyat!

by drploppy March 22, 2019

Yob tvoyu mat

Russian for fuck your mother

A shit i lost at CSGO again, yob tvoyu mat teammate

by DragL February 14, 2020