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Yourmomistan

A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveling to Yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. Yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the Cleveland Steamer runs through there regularly.
Come to Yourmomistan! When you're there, come again!
Yourmomistan by bigtrick October 30, 2006
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Yourmomism 

The belief that everything was created by your mom.

... She got around.
Yourmomism:
Finally, an explanation.

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yourmomism 

The belief that having sexual intercourse with your mom is the only true economic system.
Person 1: "Is he communist?"
Person 2: "No he believes in yourmomism"
Person 1: "Oh ok, based"
yourmomism by PerhapsXK April 6, 2021

yourmomisonmydickakophobia 

being afraid that your friend will fuck your mom so hard until she's dead
mom: oh god oh your friend is so good
*mom fucked to death*
kid: i am so afraid right now ive developed a yourmomisonmydickakophobia

yourmomishotphobia 

Internalized yourmomishotphobia is when you think someone’s mom is hot
Mind: Damn Steve’s mom is hot

yourmomishotphobia
yourmomishotphobia by YourHotMama August 19, 2021

Yourmomisgay 

it mean your mom is officaly gay as heck :))))y
yourmomisgay hahah
Yourmomisgay by 0987654321` May 3, 2022