yo momma

Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.

Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish."

Joe: "Yo momma."

by Saeed aka Armorking July 30, 2005

yo momma

1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults.
2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.

1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players."
"Yo momma"

2."Yo momma is older than you

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

Yo momma's

Used when some angry person has no other insults. It is used to describe your Mom in an insulting way

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is the equator!

by Some_funny_car August 22, 2020

Yo momma

I phrase most people use the roast bitches

"Yo momma so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant."

by MaddisonDaBrat December 04, 2021

Yo momma

GAY

Jeremy: Hey dude wanna hear a fun fact?
Mike: Yeah dude
Jeremy: YO MOMMA GAY
Mike: Nig--

by james charles hentai May 26, 2019

yo momma

basically used as a silly answer to a question u don't know the answer to. usually used to crack a joke despite the fact it might make no sense!

guy 1:"dude, ur small!"
guy 2:"yo momma's small!"

by jenn December 28, 2004

yo momma

normally the beginning of a derogatory joke for people’s mother.

“dang jack, yo momma so ugly her reflection said “i quit””

by halfAlienSus October 24, 2019