Yarmando Fire Hose

A sexual act which begins with the male participant lavishing the female participant's vagina in 3 oz. of name brand "Franks Red Hot" condiment sauce. Then the previously stated male rubs his hands together while simultaneously creating a replicated fire engine siren with his mouth. As the female participant begins to feel the burning sensation of the sauce, the male then "puts out the flame" by ejaculating all over the forementioned hot spot.

Yon Jarman: Hey babe, i was at the wash today and all the young kids were talking about the Yarmando Fire Hose. They said all the cool kids were doing it. We should try it, it will make me feel young again, because my cheesy jokes at work arent cutting it.

Barbie Q: Are those the kids who say they think they know ya? Because they recommended the Birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!

Yon Jarman: Even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!

by eggsandbaconhesays June 29, 2009

yardtard

A pejorative nickname for someone whose front yard has a lot of clutter such as ceramic gnomes, giant metal winged fairies, bedraggled pinwheels and such.

My neighbor is such an extreme yardtard that the local police cited him for visually disturbing the peace.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

yafta

you have to ..it must be done

Thom? You can't go to the movies until you clean your room...' but moooooom yafta let me go.'

by yellowdoggranny June 21, 2011

Yarianiz

She is one of a kind, and a unique name! She is so kind and helpful when needed! She is very understanding! She is a keeper, loyal and beautiful! Words can’t explain how much she is worth! You just want to cuddle with her and hear her voice none stop! She is very talented! She is also a really good cuddle buddy!

I love Yarianiz so much

by Skinny Legand March 30, 2019

Yardtard

Backyard wrestlers who do not understand the concept of psychology in professional wrestling matches and instead resort to hitting each other with random objects such as light tubes, street signs, barbed wire, etc. and jumping off of high places onto each other.

"Did you see that guy set his opponent on fire in the movie The Backyard?"
"Yeah, he's a yardtard."

by John Duran September 23, 2004

Yaria

A beautiful girl that loves to joke around. She is typically thin, beautifully tan and likes to make sexual jokes. She likes to be around the Alyssa species and is extremely creative. She is vibrant and interacts well with others and plays a mean bass drum.

Oh Man! That Yaria is Outstanding!

by av1212 February 4, 2010

Yara

The most amazing girl you will meet in your entire LIFE. They are very special so don't loose them. They are unique and not like anyone you will ever meet. They are beautiful inside and out. You can never replace her. She's like the sun after it rains. She's a goddess and extremely powerful. Never get on their bad side and make sure to ALWAYS respect her. She's super awesome to party with. She will light up any room any time. Very intelligent and always honest. Yara's have the best sense of fashion so always listen to them. They are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! She has a face of an angel and acts like one too. Her smile can light up the darkest days. People strive to be like her. She is a huge sweetheart so be warned for many hugs. She has a thing for romance. You can always count on her to cheer you up. She is the best shoulder to cry on. She is the sexiest person who ever walked this planet. She is also very creative. Their minds are filled with wonderful ideas. She can turn a bad idea to a good one. Never doubt them, they're always doing what they know best. They have the best humor and have the funniest jokes. They can make you smile from ear to ear. They act like ladies and are super attractive. They are also really great kissers. Have the best butts too ;). She is perfect in every way.

Guy 1: Ugh, I need a Yara in my life.
Guy 2: I have one. She's so hot and awesome!
Guy 1: Dang! You are soooo lucky.:(
Guy 2: Yup they are SUPER rare!

by trashycan May 3, 2015