yakov

the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.

"ey max, this yakov broke your piece.."

by kyle broflofski November 23, 2007

yakov smirnoff

After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.

"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"

by Boris Persky November 28, 2007

yakov smirnoff

Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"

I aint touching that potato sauce, I get totally Yakov Smirnoff.

by Harry Weininger April 21, 2005

Yakob

A lil doosh bag from Whangarei who likes to lick stink Tekka for stem puffs.....sometimes found at local supermarkets the yacob is the evolved form of smeagle and can be found frittering around bp between 2-3 am tryna get a 2 for five Powerade for 4 bux.....do not try capture it will fuk up all yah Pokémon

I smoke like 6 to many grams and turned into yakob

by Bugggs June 11, 2019

yakoo

derogatory term for white people invented by Chris Rock on SNL

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

Yakobusan

kleines posierliches Tierchen, über das wir nur wenig wissen. Es ist sehr schreckhaft und neigt dazu mit komischen Wörtern wie z.B. wtf, omg oder einem einfachen faggot um sich zu werfen. In der nähe dieser Tiere bitte leise sprechen, sie sind extrem scheu.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Yako

Scottish word for stupid, or an idiot

You're pure yako man

by Pu55y5layer10983 November 19, 2018