Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids
Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids by ...eggness August 19, 2018
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Cremate your future kids
Cremate your future kids by Sucking Dick since I was 2 yea November 26, 2021
your daughter/son/kids are adorable
What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.
As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"
your daughter/son/kids are adorable by SmartestGirl February 24, 2009
Kids on your face
Kids on your face by kuujjj August 3, 2008
brush your teeth with the kids
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
brush your teeth with the kids by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023
Fuck... Your... Kids
Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."
Fuck... Your... Kids by Hym Iam January 24, 2024