Waifu In Real Laifu

Terminology for wife/spouse attached to you in a real, legally binding sense, as opposed to anime or manga women you see in Japanese cartoons who aren't real and never will be, however you wish they were. This is why you have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.

Keiko's his Waifu In Real Laifu, seriously, he's a lucky bum.

by EverybodysDracula January 7, 2011

Wraith

A wraith is a slang term for an expensive and/or powerful vehicle. It gets its origin from the halo alien craft. This word is a very similar to the slang word "whip".

Jacob went stupid drifting in the wraith.

by Z4ND0N March 20, 2019

bare foot waifu

That one cutie that can transform into a fucking dragon, has a chainsaw sword, thinks incest is aye ok, and wears no shoes or socks.

Guy: Dude I married my bare foot waifu the other day.
Etika from the Etika World Network: ...nani?

by tsuroku October 17, 2017

Your Waifu

It's shit.

Your waifu is shit.

by Beutifuck Man August 3, 2016

Sugar wraith

A white car with shaded windows and dark tertiary details.

Have you heard the post Malone’s new song Sugar wraith yet? Its based on his new white Rolls Royce.

by Lil Dickie! May 31, 2018

waifu

A word weebs use to describe their non-existant girlfriends.

Person 1: A waifu is kinda like my real girlfriend, non-existant.
Weeb: How dare you offend my girlfriend, she is totally real and she gives me pleasure every night.
Person 1: Yep, you belong in the fucking trash.

by a squatting slav September 20, 2018

Wraithian

A person with OCD towards mailbox management.

Guys, I know I'm being a bit of a Wraithian here, but can you look at the mailbox?

by Ben D'over July 24, 2007