by TazedSoul August 29, 2005
Get the WoWing mug.This is a sex act often used when intoxicated. You begin by inserting your fist in your partners ass. Then you proceed to pull their hair while pulling your fist out of their rectum. Lastly, you punch them square in the face with your shit covered fist. And there you have it, a Wowie Ali.
by thisguy85 January 30, 2009
Get the Wowie Ali mug.Missing or dismissing information, deliberately or not, to the point of demanding credulity.
Womissing is easily observed in many social settings and normally employed by someone with power against someone of a lower social dynamic. High levels of vanity, paired with stoking shame, is usually observed from the womisser. Fake modesty or claiming oneself modest or fair, while not objectively being so, makes excessive coy behavior womissing.
Anyone can womiss-
The words mansplain and womiss are essentially opposites; the former claims ignorable excessive explanation while the latter highlights deceptive demands. Additionally; mansplain is misandrist while womiss is egalitarian.
Womissing is easily observed in many social settings and normally employed by someone with power against someone of a lower social dynamic. High levels of vanity, paired with stoking shame, is usually observed from the womisser. Fake modesty or claiming oneself modest or fair, while not objectively being so, makes excessive coy behavior womissing.
Anyone can womiss-
The words mansplain and womiss are essentially opposites; the former claims ignorable excessive explanation while the latter highlights deceptive demands. Additionally; mansplain is misandrist while womiss is egalitarian.
Example One
"She womissed until everyone agreed that my idea was hers!"
-Beth, upset a queen bee stole her hard work
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Example Two
W: "What do you mean?"
E: "I can explain it another way if you want."
W: "Don't mansplain!"
E: "I wouldn't have to, if you would stop womissing."
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Example Three
"Womissers are not attractive."
-Alpha
"She womissed until everyone agreed that my idea was hers!"
-Beth, upset a queen bee stole her hard work
___
Example Two
W: "What do you mean?"
E: "I can explain it another way if you want."
W: "Don't mansplain!"
E: "I wouldn't have to, if you would stop womissing."
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Example Three
"Womissers are not attractive."
-Alpha
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Get the Wowie mug.A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying
user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
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