Woodfuck

Woodfuck: A word in reference to the mamal (Woodchuck), but is in turn to describe a person (Ex; porn star, slut, whore, or prostitute) as to being overwhelmingly sexually aroused that they engage in excessive amounts of intercourse. Usually when that person has sex with their partner(s), they can go from upwards of seven hundred hours up to even seven hundred days (given that there's enough food and water for every one person involved) just to get every bit of satisfaction.

That woodfuck is going to be gone for another seven hundred hours.

by TheDeadmandillon February 14, 2017

Woofadiddle

The process of eating the fart bubble that comes to the surface of your bath water.

I was in the bath last night and felt the urge to woofadiddle after the pot of chili I made.

by Jungle-Recon September 2, 2020

Woofen

The alternative to the holy word amen but in a furrier way. Join our cult and lets embrace the great ways of Woosus, Woofen I tell you my children, Woofen.

--The great doge god priest--

Woofen brother, Woofen.

Basically just replace it with amen.

by "okke" March 21, 2022

willy woofter

English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.

Harvey power is a willy woofter

by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017

Woofmeister

The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:

Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"

Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."

by Freebase90 April 27, 2009

Woofer

A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.

I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Woofdy

An exclamation, namely in response to heinous visual or olfactory stimuli. A word to describe how one is feeling.

We pounded shots of Rubinoff last night... Woofdy!

by HayleyHayleyBoBayley April 17, 2011