woodchuck

Chuck Norris's penis.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.

by Mr. Woodchuck May 2, 2010

woodchuck

A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.

see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by bobo the goat October 3, 2005

Dusty Woodchuck

A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.

Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.

by 5hinebox December 6, 2011

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012

woodchuck

hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck

the people on mill street are woodchuck pieces of shit. like crustin

by gansta bitch word to your mother November 15, 2003

woodchuck

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob

Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!

by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009

woodchuck

a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer

Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!

Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.

Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.

Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.

by Dr Nogood October 27, 2010