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Wood Shop

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A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.
I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!
by iTz X Legit Chronic MLG Snipes November 16, 2012
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chris wood sexual

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Someone who has a deep love for Chris wood or obsessed with Chris wood
Bonnie: wow I really love Chris wood

Damon: then you’re Chris wood sexual!!
by Kai Parker :) December 30, 2020
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Tigers Wood Syndrome

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Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.

Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.

Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.

To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)

The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."
by Chenn-Dogg December 9, 2009
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The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.
1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!
by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018
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Wood stomping

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The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog
William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".
by b_ranson May 3, 2020
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wood slanga

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Slanging dick. A hard dick. Anything that pertains to using a dick sexually
by Kikaloo February 18, 2022
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wood sex

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I'm gonna have wood sex, get the tweezers pls.
by yourmotherson April 14, 2009
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