The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.
by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011
Get the Winchester Windshield Wiper mug.The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"
by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010
Get the Persian Windshield Wiper mug.Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out
Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.
by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016
Get the idaho windshield wiper mug.One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.
Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?
by FatD July 21, 2009
Get the The Windshield Wiper mug.by wtfmeinda ass May 22, 2010
Get the Louisiana Windshield Wiper mug.A sexual act where after performing anal sex on your partner you helicopter your penis on the partner's stomach leaving shit streaks
Eating corn on the cob before sex ruined my plans to give my girlfriend a Brownsville Windshield Wiper
by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016
Get the brownsville windshield wiper mug.When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.
by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010
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