Windy Shrimp

When a female breaks wind on a males genitalia.

That lady just farted on my cock! I can't believe that she just did a Windy Shrimp on me, the Massive Twat!

by Wallop, Azzadude and Wings January 10, 2011

pink wind sock

A hoe who does hoe shit and hoes around

Dat bitch a pink wind sock

by jstnstvll October 13, 2017

wind sail

The act of stretching the human scrotum into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. Usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. The resultant shape has no use whatsoever.

"So Ted, i noticed you didnt call back last night"

"Yeah i was busy making a wind sail"

by Neowens July 30, 2005

Wind Surfing

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air

a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.

by Sand Cat February 27, 2010

windy shrimp

Where a person goes to kiss another person, but instead of any application of the tongue they blow in their mouth instead.

"Dude, that Queen of Bagels there went in as if she were gonna slip me the tongue, ya know?"

"Yeah man?"

"Instead, that phreaky chick gives me the windy shrimp!"

"No way!"

"Yes way! She totally blew in my mouth!"

by Kreetofa March 4, 2006

Wind Schipers

pronounced- wind shy purrs

The easiest (and may I add,laziest) way to say "wind shield wipers". The things that go back and forth, swish swash, on your car.

Great Caesar's ghost, Batman, he didn't use his wind schipers.

by Agent Nikomotoshyn April 6, 2006

wind song

The sound a fart makes.

(Bill, a man who loves farts)
"Do you still think about me?"

(Stephanie, his ex)
"I can't seem to forget you, your wind song stays on my mind."

by Tall2Kool1 November 22, 2010