Wilton Beard

The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)

"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"

by angry bry March 12, 2009

Geoff Wilton Quest

The most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole universe. Even if you travel into space and maybe even to Venus, you are not going to find someone as stunning as Geoff (unless of course you travel to Venus with Geoff:)). He can make you smile with the click of his fingers and he reminds you of what it is like to laugh and be happy 24/7 (apart from the time when you are away from him... and even then when you think of him, your butterflies start in your stomach and can't help but smile. He's the one person you can be yourself with and share with him your life story. It is incredibly easy to fall in love with him and give your heart to him but you know he'll take care of it. He's super amazingman.

Geoff Geoff, where art thou Geoff Wilton Quest?? Geoff's are so rare to come by but i'm so lucky... i think i've just bumped into mine... magic

by flowingwaters June 19, 2010

jack wighton

A inbred that plays for Canberra Raiders most known for coward punching people because he is a gronk

He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society

I was playing some footy then i chucked a Jack Wighton

I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton

by Frxnch July 20, 2019

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss

where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???

by Lady Warriors<3 April 26, 2005

Wilton

1) A town in Fairfield County, Connecticut where people enjoy country clubs, boating and clubbing. Parents are in denial and always think their children are the best, which results in an egotistical youth, underage drinking and smoking. Kids have too much of their parents money to spend and not enough to do to use it, so they turn to marijuana, cigarettes and alcohol.

2) The Basis of the movie "Stepford Wives". The screenwriter lived in Wilton for two years, and although exaggerated, based on Wilton. Where everything seems perfect, even if the people's lives are falling apart.

3) A sort of Pleasantville

1) "Hey I'm gonna go skip a Wilton High School class and smoke a cigarette in the bathroom, wanna join?"


2) "Hey! Everything's going well! (in head: my parents are getting a divorce)

3) "Keeping up with the Jones'"

by A Wiltonian October 9, 2008

Wilton

A name for someone who despite being straight will flirt with anyone and anything.

Person 1: (sees a guy heavily flirting with another guy) Is he gay?
Person 2: Nah he's just a Wilton.

by lolagabriella February 7, 2010

Winton woods

A school we’re the football team rule everything, a place we’re the teachers be dick riding if u ain’t got uniform on, a school we’re all the hoes be at, football team is live but basketball team can’t win a game this season @mr ward

U see Winton woods basketball team they ass fr especially that y’all talk ass nigga Aaron he shit but Damari,tony,Kendall live

by Winton woods December 14, 2019