conference whore

A woman who attends a work conference under the guise of business, but is really there just to get drunk a bang men she has just met, preferably married ones.

Don't even expect Sarah to get that structured document done tonight for the working group meeting tomorrow morning. She is too busy being a conference whore in the hotel bar.

by Bond HL7 September 7, 2013

Fitness Whore

A girl on social media, typically Instagram that specializes in nothing but whoring herself out for the masses by typically by flaunting her ass and/or ludicrously skinny waist while masquerading as a fitness account. Typical poses often include a gym mirror while holding a protein or fruit/vegetable based beverage. This is all justified as "inspiration" or "progress" posting often times with some motivational spiel captioned below it, when in reality it's just another form of social media attention whoring.

That girl on Instagram posts nothing but her ass every single day while she's at the gym. What a fitness whore.

by JParks2112 July 11, 2017

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

whore tits

TERM OF ENDEARMENT FOR YOUR BOOTY CALL SLUT

YOU : "Hey whore tits you up for a pickle tickle"

WHORE TITS : "'I'm always ready for a poke, you think you can spend the night this time? "

by HappygoPhucky October 24, 2016

this is where the magic happens

This is my bedroom. I do sex here. I am good at sex.

Phrase popularised by MTV celebrity show "Cribs" where celebrities show a camera crew round their house or apartment.

It became customary for the "celebrity" to use this phrase when leading the crew into the main bedroom. Used in the same way by people in their own non-celebrity homes or ironically in other contexts

Over there is the toilet, that's my Mom's room and here, this is where the magic happens. Sorry about the smell

by mulberry123 October 31, 2013

Coco bouch where they @

When you casually take a dump on a public baseball field's home plate. You then get to take a snapchat of the brownie and challenge 4 of your friends to achieve the same achivement.

I just succeeded my second Coco bouch where they @ at Montgomery Park

by Enkuleur69 May 24, 2018

Qual Whore

1. see Navy Bitch

2. Navy female who holds quals, usually many, with no ability or intent for use with actual work.

3. Qual whores use qualifications as a way to obtain good evals without having to do actual work.

4. The daily routine of a qual whore usually consists of getting the chief his coffee(NAM worthy) skipping out on work to obtain a qualification(for an EP) and talking on her cell phone (multiple times daily)

Man that fucking Qual whore got an EP.

That navy bitch is a real qual whore

GUY 1: "did you see that navy bitch that wasn't pregnant?"
GUY 2: "yeah, I seen the boogy man too"

by SHOREsTUD October 17, 2009