White Bread

An incredibly basic or boring person that brings nothing to the table in everyday life or conversation.

Someone you really don't want to be friends with.

Synonym: Mayo
Abbreviation: WB

"These girls I work with at my new job are the worst" -Jules
"Why?" -AP
"They're sooooo boring, just some straight up White Bread bitches.

by Snaplatts May 3, 2018

white bread

some swedish guy

damn hes like white bread, not even a raisin

by mozziemayhem_ March 18, 2021

Stale white bread boy

A plain man who’s mundane life is turned around by a manic pixie dream girl.
One doesn’t exist without the other, a manic pixie dream girl will always be with a stale white bread boy and visa versa.

Romona flowers in Scott pilgrim vs the world finds Scott, her stale white bread boy to be the nicest guy she’s ever been with

by Steviesteve November 20, 2023

white bread

Bland, uninspired.

My school is so white bread that their fight song is Fight Song.

by Young Old Man January 24, 2020

stale white bread boy

The guy that is always fixed by a manic pixie dream girl

Damn why does Michael Cera always play the same stale white bread boy in all of his movies

by bluebruce December 15, 2023