whelmed

To be so thoroughly unmoved by something that even being underwhelmed is too much effort. A state of complete apathy.

"How was American Idol last night?"

"It was absolutely average. I was completely whelmed."

by thurmability March 1, 2009

Whelmed

When you are ‘over’ or ‘under’ whelmed by something but you can’t decide how you truly feel

All this food is making me whelmed

by Jaundice girls friend May 1, 2021

Nolan Whelan

A 2k addict that makes fun of other people playing 2k even though he is the biggest addict in the grade. He also needs to take stuff more seriously and eats a lot of shit.

Do you know a nolan whelan?

by Nate Consigli November 13, 2019

whelan

some one who whities after 2 hits of weed

whelan is a stupid jeeeeewwwwwwwww

by egtfsw January 6, 2008

Whelmed

When you're not Underwhelmed or Overwhelmed but just damn whelmed.

If you're not overwhelmed or underwhelmed does it just make you, whelmed?

by injusticewhelmed December 8, 2016

Whelmed

When something happens exactly as you expected or when something neither impresses nor disappoints you

Well, this has whelmed me

by Demonwolf June 20, 2018

Whelan

To put forward a false narrative in order to shift blame from a famous current friend to a relatively anonymous, childhood friend or classmate. A truly proper "Whelan" is filled with enough detail that any 12-year old able to use a search engine can debunk the "Whelan" in no more than ten minutes.

You knew Kavanaugh's nomination was done the minute his side tried to pull a "Whelan," resulting in another avalanche of bad press.

by GustavNYC September 24, 2018