Weston, MA

1. An isolated bubble of a town for rich white kids who wear white polo shirts with the collars popped, khaki pants, dockers, and a polo hat. No open house parties, everyone's first car is a BMW, there's a town pool but they'd all rather go to their country clubs, and instead of having a bunch of different cliques, there's just the preps and the nerds. Then there's approximately 5 people who don't belong in Weston at all, and actually have jobs because their parents won't pay for everything they want. People like this are considered to be complete losers in Weston, but actually have normal friends outside of Weston.

2. A place that I'm ashamed to live in. I can't stand the people here, my family's probably gonna be homeless cuz living here is so damn expensive, and everyone thinks I'm a complete dumbass cuz I don't plan on going to an Ivy when I graduate. The people here have no fucking idea what the real world is like, and no-one seems to understand that gangsta is NOT a fucking fashion statement. Also, almost none of the guys here ever get a girlfriend, cuz they won't settle for anything less than Megan Fox. This place SUCKS. DON'T come here!!! I'm moving out the moment I graduate.

3. A town that paid a homeless man to leave, because he was "ruining our town's image."

1. (reconstruction of an actual story, no joke)
Weston, MA mom: I don't like the way this microwave looks in our kitchen...the colors don't flow nicely.

Weston dad: Alright, I'll bring it to the dump and get a new one.

2. Hot chick: So are you from around here?

Me: Uh...yeah kinda...

Hot chick: ...?

Me: Um....Weston....

Hot chick: Oh. (gets up and leaves)

by llfortunatesondvll April 21, 2011

weston super mare

Another rhyming slang term for having a nightmere. A "Weston super mare" however, is used to define a troubling situation of significantly higher magnitude than your average "Tony Blair"
Weston-Super-Mare is also know as a shite seaside holiday town in the West of England.

"Mate, I'm having a Weston. The Mrs came around last night and found me in bed with her mum."

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

Weston

Just straight hot. LIKE OMG

That Weston is low key soo fucking cute

by Big Chungus Mans March 18, 2019

Weston

a pimpin kid, plain and simple

"dude that kid is such a weston"

by wolfwes April 15, 2008

weston

The nicest, funniest guy you'll ever know. The aura around him makes everyone happy and joyful, and always helps brighten a gloomy day. Can be awkward or even strange, but always in a good mood and ready to spread the love.

My day really was just made by that kid. He's such a Weston, he's so fun to be around!!

by Jonah Dokkarnd October 21, 2010

Weston

A person with extremly large dick
Sex is great
If you fall in love with him, you will be the coolest girl ever and be rich
Usually falls in love with girls named Alyssa
Extremly hot in some way
Is succesful in some way
Brown or black hair
Are usually short
Can be a hunter
Pulls up sleeves
A gamer
SEXY

Boy 1: Did you hear Weston with Alyssa?

Boy 2: Ya they were moaning and groaning all night!

by Gtthacore December 27, 2014

lawrence weston bristol

A complete shit hole. If you live there you think it's the greatest place on earth, however if you're driving through it, you think what a dump! Screaming mums shouting at their 4 or 5 fatherless children or children by different fathers. Graffitti everywhere, chavs everywhere you look, complete with lots of gold or silver jewellery and a staffy on a lead to complete the look. All the flats are occupied by either young mums with children who probably got knocked up in the bike track or the local drug dealers live in them. The whole area looks run down, intimidating gangs of kids outside shops and gobby little brats everywhere you look and the stench of weed everywhere and alcoholics out and about carrying cans of stella or super tennents.

''wanna come to Lawrence Weston Bristol?''

''Nah, it's a shit hole

by jane161289 December 13, 2013