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sir, this is a wendy's

Debilitating response to a long pedantic rant meant to render it insignificant for its douchebaggery.
Sam: I like math

Billy the douchebag: Math isn't just a thing you like. It's a philosophy. It's meant to evaluate logical statements, after all what are mathematical signs but functions of logic. It's called logicism. To really understand it you'd have to read Leibnitz and even Kant to get a full view of the logical empiricism as it relates to morality, ethics, and even abstract ideas.

Sam *rolling his eyes*: Sir, this is a Wendy's

Sam's boys: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKIN PWNED

Sam: I'm not a rapper.

Billy the douchebag: Runs away humiliated.
by Ed the Fed February 9, 2020
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Wendy's

Open late to serve stoners.
by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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Wenzy

A confused face similar to this: o_O Raised eyebrow, one eye slightly more squinted than the other.
She told me she didn't like bacon, so I gave her the Wenzy.
by cupcakes mcgee September 12, 2012
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Are you serious wendy?

1. An expression of incredulity.
2. An inquiry as to the seriousness of a statement.
3. Occasionally, both 1 and 2.
Wendy: These chicken nuggets are crispy like I never seen!
Brad: Are you serious Wendy?!
by Alternate November 9, 2010
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Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.

2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.
1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!

2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.
by Zen February 17, 2005
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Pulling A Wendy

When a female is engaged in the act of dry humping with a male.
"Eww, was she pulling a wendy with him last night too?"

"Apparently more than a wendy."

(See More Than A Wendy)
by Drydenite November 30, 2007
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Wet Wendy

Similar to a "Wet Willy," instead of using saliva to stick in the victim's ear, the appropriate body fluid for the Wet Wendy is female or male cum.
After I soaked my finger in my vagina, I went over to Mark and gave him a wet wendy.
by Jadedsk September 17, 2014
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