weave snatched

When the tea is too good and you’re extremely shook

Person 1- sis you won’t believe the tea I have for you today
*spills tea*
Person 2 - sis the tea was piping hot weave snatched

by sister shooketh December 30, 2018

High-Speed Bob & Weave

Whilst driving, your passenger sees fit to give you head. As lap bobbing is commenced, you weave along the highway whilst thanking your higher power.

Man, I was on the Hutch the other day... and this crazy bitch Olivia gave me a High-Speed Bob & Weave.

by DontTalkMore January 15, 2011

welmed

In between overwelmed and underwelmed

Robin: you're overwelmed, freeze is underwelmed. Why isn't anyone just welmed

by Aceybaby May 1, 2015

Natalie Weaver

A busty, hella hot, angel. sent from heaven to fuck and please evry worthy man.

omg dude, last night, i fucked a NATALIE WEAVER!

by Derek Wingard January 3, 2011

Weave Attack

term used for when you see a female walking down the street or block with her obvious weave sitting on her head looking as if its going to attack her.

I'm walking down the street and I see that weave attack looking all wild and messy.

Damn girl! What's good with you with that weave attack?!

by Cake Boii May 3, 2010

Sucka Weave

A person who purposely tries to make someone a sucker by weaving them into their web of lies.

Joe really sucka weaved the government when he removed the toilets from his mansion to get a tax break!

by LBWW March 30, 2021

Matt Weaver

Very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small penis.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.

Matt Weaver is a small weasle like human.Ted

by Admin333 June 16, 2011