Weasel
He's hott...better looking then you anyways...and he's all pimpin' and shit...yeah u know he's DA WEASEL and none other shall be me!
Hott chick 1:I got a date with Weasel tonight!
Hott chick 2:then its a double date...I'm datin him too!
Hott chick 3:Tripple
Hott chick 2:then its a double date...I'm datin him too!
Hott chick 3:Tripple
Weasel by Matt "Weasel" Hancock May 2, 2004
Weasel
A small sometimes bent furry penis often given large hibernation periods of non use. Often the owner tends to rely on self petting than others being allowed to pop it.
Weasel by chubby bear56437 August 27, 2009
weasel
a person or persons that sneaks behind ones back or steals for personal gain even tho the people he steals from are his good friends and share there family with this wanker. For example
ALEX SIBLEY IS A WEASEL BECAUSE HE STEALS DEALS COS HE HAS NONE OF HIS OWN.... WANKER.....
HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA AND WAGS WORK TO STROKE IT< OTHERWISE IT BARKS AT HIM LIKE HIS MRS DOES EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE LETS HER OUT TO PEE.
HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA AND WAGS WORK TO STROKE IT< OTHERWISE IT BARKS AT HIM LIKE HIS MRS DOES EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE LETS HER OUT TO PEE.
weasel by Alex Sibley October 28, 2008
weasel
A tall, lanky creature, particularly with brown long hair. Evil lying green eyes, with big sucker lips. Resembles a cheerleading dog, and likes to weasel itself out of being a weasel.