The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.
This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.
Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.
Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.
by Sanewma January 8, 2012
Get the Wearing your dick on your sleeve mug.by Jude Tortorella December 28, 2005
Get the Wearing It mug.This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.
by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004
Get the Wearing the Crimson Mask mug.To 'wear someones glasses' is get the better of somebody, or to one-up them. In other words, to pwn them. The usage is similar to the phrase 'wearing the pants' in a relationship.
It is most relevant when you're getting the better of somebody right in front of their face without them realising it. When you want to draw attention to the fact that you're pwning them, simply declare that you're 'wearing their glasses'.
If you're 'wearing your own glasses', that means that you've pwned yourself accidentally or absent-mindedly. (If you accidentally chopped off your hand while cooking, for example.)
The phrase comes from a Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip (entitled 'Q. P. Inc') where the protagonist attends a job interview for Quick People Incorporated and manages to dumbfound the interviewer by somehow stealing the glasses right off his face without him noticing.
"You're just telling me what I want to hear." - "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses." - "... Welcome aboard."
It is most relevant when you're getting the better of somebody right in front of their face without them realising it. When you want to draw attention to the fact that you're pwning them, simply declare that you're 'wearing their glasses'.
If you're 'wearing your own glasses', that means that you've pwned yourself accidentally or absent-mindedly. (If you accidentally chopped off your hand while cooking, for example.)
The phrase comes from a Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip (entitled 'Q. P. Inc') where the protagonist attends a job interview for Quick People Incorporated and manages to dumbfound the interviewer by somehow stealing the glasses right off his face without him noticing.
"You're just telling me what I want to hear." - "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses." - "... Welcome aboard."
1. Declaring that you're getting the better of somebody.
(Noticing that all the beer has gone) "HEY! Did you drink all my beer?"
(Drinking the last beer) "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses."
2. Getting the better of yourself accidentally.
"Man, my back hurts. I was carrying some heavy boxes and I slipped and fell down a flight of stairs. I was really wearing my own glasses that day."
3. Getting bested by somebody else.
A) "I've finally finished this damn project, now I just have to save it."
B) "You haven't saved it yet?"
(A's baby brother pulls out the power cable.)
A) "Damn it!"
B) "Heh. Looks like your kid brother is wearing your glasses tonight."
(Noticing that all the beer has gone) "HEY! Did you drink all my beer?"
(Drinking the last beer) "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses."
2. Getting the better of yourself accidentally.
"Man, my back hurts. I was carrying some heavy boxes and I slipped and fell down a flight of stairs. I was really wearing my own glasses that day."
3. Getting bested by somebody else.
A) "I've finally finished this damn project, now I just have to save it."
B) "You haven't saved it yet?"
(A's baby brother pulls out the power cable.)
A) "Damn it!"
B) "Heh. Looks like your kid brother is wearing your glasses tonight."
by MrDees July 9, 2009
Get the Wearing your glasses mug.Being cranky as if on their period, or actually on their period.
Made from the fact that some people wear sweatpants when on their period and are cranky when PMSing.
Made from the fact that some people wear sweatpants when on their period and are cranky when PMSing.
Example 1:
Person 1: (chatting profanity online)
Person 2: are you wearing sweatpants today?
Example 2:
Person 1: (playing Call of Duty) DUDE WTF CAMPER NOOB stfu gtfo!!
Person 2: It's like you're wearing sweatpants whenever you play COD.
Example 3:
Person 1: My mom gets pissed off every time I do something lately.
Person 2: She must be wearing sweatpants.
Person 1: (chatting profanity online)
Person 2: are you wearing sweatpants today?
Example 2:
Person 1: (playing Call of Duty) DUDE WTF CAMPER NOOB stfu gtfo!!
Person 2: It's like you're wearing sweatpants whenever you play COD.
Example 3:
Person 1: My mom gets pissed off every time I do something lately.
Person 2: She must be wearing sweatpants.
by 12dan4 December 15, 2011
Get the wearing sweatpants mug.When a woman brings out lesbian feelings in another woman, even though both women are heterosexual. Inspired by corduroy-wearing lesbians.
Mary is wearing corduroy trousers today. Sally thinks Mary is hot, and has done for a while. Even though they are both straight, Mary has managed to elicit gay feelings from Sally, therefore Jen is wearing the corduroy.
by lolololol-haha March 31, 2011
Get the wearing the corduroy mug.Ahahaha! That was a funny-ass Cory Hart impression, dude. You were truly wearing your sunglasses at night!
That guy totally looks like Cory Hart. He's really wearing his sunglasses at night.
That guy totally looks like Cory Hart. He's really wearing his sunglasses at night.
by Lawrence Heimann October 3, 2006
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