Definition: A Master Patrolman, without the mental capacity to ever do more in the working world than drive a police cruiser poorly. Usually loved by the public because they feel sorry for him The Master Patrolman usually thinks he is the best worker and is a ladies man. He drools a lot. He will try to get his nonretarded coworkers fired.
Waterheads really like coffee.
Waterheads really like coffee.
by the 3 wise men August 27, 2013
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Get the Waterhead mug.An individual: who despite my best efforts, cannot understand how to do anything that I've already shown him how to do. This guy is a real problem for retail, because that's all he will ever try to do with his life, even if we offered him a perfectly good job as a flagpole - he would still insist on being a team player. On the upstroke, his head can also be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.
In 1586 John Dee and Sir Edward Kelley, threw suspected Waterheads into the Atlantic Ocean to see if they'd float... Most of them did.
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Get the Waterhead mug.A person is unbelievablely fucking stupid and inconsistent in all areas of life ranging from behaviour to the bed.
"Don't listen to that waterhead, he'll never complete the assignment on time."
"Margaret is a waterhead, she never knows how to behave"
"Margaret is a waterhead, she never knows how to behave"
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