An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.
by Followyysconsaundcloud February 6, 2020
Get the Ukrainian water balloonmug. When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)
by OMGDonkey February 12, 2009
Get the Midnight Water Balloonmug. Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”
“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”
“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”
Kyle has water balloon muscles
“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”
“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”
Kyle has water balloon muscles
by TheFassio October 27, 2017
Get the water balloon musclesmug. by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019
Get the Dhahran Water Balloonmug. When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.
Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"
Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"
Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"
by Dean68w10 April 25, 2017
Get the romanian water balloonmug. Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.
Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!
I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.
Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.
Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021
Get the Water Balloon Tittiesmug. the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023
Get the Colorado water balloonmug.