Ukrainian water balloon

An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.
Girl:want to try the Ukrainian water balloon

Boy: no I’m circumcised
by Followyysconsaundcloud February 06, 2020
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Midnight Water Balloon

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)
He inadvertently created a Midnight Water Balloon while taking a piss late at night.
by OMGDonkey February 12, 2009
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water balloon muscles

Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”

“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”

“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”

Kyle has water balloon muscles
by TheFassio October 27, 2017
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Dhahran Water Balloon

The art of peeing inside a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up.
My friend Demitri totally gave his chick a Dhahran Water Balloon last night!
by yumspoiledmilk May 22, 2019
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Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.
by cantbetheking January 05, 2014
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romanian water balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.
Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"

Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"
by Dean68w10 April 26, 2017
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Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon
by waterballoonlover May 03, 2023
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