washing machine thing

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them

Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES

by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019

Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.

“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please

by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023

washing machine theory

A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.

Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?

by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011

washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once

I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!

by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

washing machine day

The entirety of womans history month

Guy 1:dude its washing machine day

Guy 2:I didnt know it was womens history month

by Ghos7killer567 March 17, 2020

washing machine all star

when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating

ahh im so dizzy from making out onthat washing machine

girl your a washing machine all star

by buttcheek123 May 12, 2009