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Jakk Wylde

Stage name for Tralee born musician J.D. Is currently a piercer in Metal Urges Tattoo and Piercing studio.
For many years he excelled as a semi-pro wrestler within the Tralee Wrestling Federation, until his music called back to him. His grandiose signature stylings and impressive use of the "sweep-picking" technique, have gained him an almost God-like status within the Kerry music scene.
His name is taken as a variation on the famous Black Label Society guitarist "Zakk Wylde". Although this was probably done to achieve some notariety, in his own right he has gained a somewhat ammount of infamy.
Has been known to shave off all his body hair for areo-dynamic purposes, he mainly does it for easy access into John Sykes style leather pants.
Has been known to be quite aggressive when approached, it is best to proceed from behind as his latent homosexual tendancies get him to " ...be kind from behind"
When asked what he thought of Jakk, Yngwie Malmstein replied : "...who the fuck are you talking about man?!!? .. and no i don't fucking like doughnuts!!!!!!"
"man that shit was Jakk Wylde"
by tralee-msic-buff June 19, 2008
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Wyld Stallyns

The Wyld Stallyns are the greatest band of all-time, not just because of its musical impact, but its societal impact as well, bolstering relations between nations and faciliting contact with extraterrestrial life (including Martians).
Bill: I am Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ted: And I am Ted Theodore Logan
Both: And we are the WYLD STALLYNS!
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E.V. Wylds

Is only the best author in the world since the last London Olympics.

E.V. Wylds is a pen name for Ellie Vale Wylds, author of a YA series called "The Chronicles of Santera". She is also known for her short adventure, fantasy, suspense, horror, and sci-fi stories.

Some don't know she has also been posting erotic short stories and NA erotica novels like "Behind Adriana's Eyes" under the secondary pen name "Ellie Vale" since 2012.

Although she likes to disappear without a trace a few months out of the year, her new stories are worth the hiatus when she returns.
Sarah: "Have you started E.V. Wylds' new book '9,000 Reasons' yet?"

Joey: "I just got it today! I am so glad she's back! I just finished her last book 'Never Falter', it was so amazing!"

Beth: "Are you guys talking about E.V. Wylds? Did you know she also writes adult novels and short stories under a different name too!"

Sarah & Joey: "No way! I've never heard that!"

Beth: "Yeah, she wrote 'Behind Adriana's Eyes' and 'For the Weekend' both as Ellie Vale."
by Modern_Day_Discovarian February 14, 2020
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Wylde Stallion

A women with a horrible weave. Her hair looks similar to a crows nest.
by TheGreatOne0207 December 8, 2010
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wylld

heyy
girl wylld”
by Brazy69 April 13, 2022
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wyld

can mean a range of mild reactions like:
wild
woah that's pretty cool
cool
damn that's crazy
ok
no way
p1: bruh, I just did a back flip and broke my ankles
p2: wyld
p3: I watched it happen, shit was wyld
by akqua April 16, 2022
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Pepsi Wylde

Pepsi Wylde is Pepsi cola variety introduced into the Australian market on 31st of December 2008. It is targeted at the Gay and Lesbian community.

The name Pepsi Wylde alludes to the free, alternative and energetic spirit of the gay and lesbian community, and also to the poet-author Oscar Wilde who was also a flaming man's-man

The launch of Pepsi Wylde included an advertising campaign featuring actor Hugh Jackman, in a vague reprise of his role as Peter Allen, yelling the slogans "Have it all, baby!" and "We dance to a rainbow music!" cracked out of his fucking gourd, dancing to a Euro-beat soundtrack in an alleyway filled with sweaty, half naked gay men.

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Pepsi Wylde! We dance to a rainbow music!
by Immortal Yawn January 4, 2011
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