Sexy Wrinkles

A name for a person who doesn"t have to have wrinkles, but is older than you but is sexy, good looking, hot, etc.

girl 1: dude he's so hot but he's too old for me to date

girl 2: just call him sexy wrinkles but don't let him know that

by D.S.K.S July 19, 2012

Mrs.Wrinkles

A bitch ass hoe who sucks cock for a living and can't get any money. A rapist to he children and Students

Wow Mrs.G is become a Mrs.Wrinkles!

by Don'tTellMeWhatToDoHoe September 8, 2016

Masturbation Wrinkles

When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.

"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.

by THEREALHONESTBRUTALBIATCH October 22, 2017

hoo ha wrinkles

A crease, or commonly known as a wrinkle, located in the hoo ha, or commonly known as vagina. These little fellows usually arrive after a woman, or man with a vagina (*cough* Old Greg) grows to be older than 50.

Older women sometimes get old man saggy ball sacs stuck in their hoo ha wrinkles.

by Sharzyboo August 22, 2008

dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

Meat Wrinkles

An ass so fat that the skin itself can’t hold all of it forming juicy ass wrinkles on the surface

Damn Heaven ass so fat , the meat wrinkles showing through the jeans

by Lankfvrd November 22, 2023