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Forbidden Pre Workout

Using memorabilia of an old relationship that did or did not happen to use as pre-workout for a harder, more meaningful, workout. examples would include pictures, text messages, notes, as well as other things. Fuck your ex, go back if you’re a pussy.(but who don’t love pussy). NOTE: always hits harder when you’re still in love with her.
I tapped into the forbidden pre workout and used my texts with my ex along with futures new album to get the best pump of my life.
by fuckthasuppliers December 8, 2022
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Pre-workout

After I took my pre-workout the tingles had me ready to lift a house!
by mrginch June 11, 2014
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Jewish Workout

A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).
George: Hey, where you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013
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Rari workout

When one pumps their arms up and down repeatedly to music by lethal bizzle. (as if they were pulling down on a cord)
Lethal bizzle created this in his snapchats while in his Ferrari on his way to the gym while listening to DENCH tunes.
*DENCH tune playing, pumping arm up and down*
"RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT"
by @Matt_Tierney99 April 30, 2014
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Halo Workout

At the end of a Halo game, everyone playing takes the number of deaths they had during the last round, does that many push-ups and then proceeds to do double that number of sit-ups. The goal is to equal out days of Halo play with a little excercise.
Alright, I had seven deaths. I'll do the Halo Workout and be back in seven push-ups and fourteen sit-ups.
by Jennzinn February 24, 2009
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prison workout

A workout routine performed without the use of specialized exercise equipment. The workout is performed using only items found in a prison cell; chair, bed, bars, walls, floor, etc.
I was stuck in my hotel room for a few hours so I did a prison workout.
by Dee Munay January 21, 2010
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Post Workout Lollipop

A term used to describe the act of sticking your penis in and out of a room temperature myoplex plastic shake container, then thrusting your now soggy penis into a girls mouth after she has just got back from stairmaster training.
Joanna: Hey honey, just got back from working out on the stair master!

Jared: Fantastic! How bout a post workout lollipop for recovery?
by JaredPinsky July 22, 2010
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