woodland sticky hands

when your enjoying a hike through the wilderness, and happen to spot an exceptionally attractive member of the female sex, you proceed to take their hands and apply them to wet sap excreting from a nearby tree, thusly rendering them immobile, and allowing you to have your way with this female.

"your hot lets fuck"|
"ew no"
(man finds wet sap and applies the woodland sticky hands technique)
"take it all"

by hollywoodDIPSET January 19, 2009

Woodland Creature

A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.

There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.

"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"

"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"

by Fendiidior May 13, 2009

Woodland Creature

A feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her VAGINA!!

"Aaah HolyFrickenFuck! There is a woodland creature in my Vag!"

by Shamama123 February 21, 2009

woodland farms

Quite possibly the greatest neighborhood of all time, Woodland Farms has produced more legends than any other neighborhood in the United States since the National Neighborhood Rankings (INR) were established in 1912.

notable achievements:
NNR #1 neighborhood in the nation: 1991-present
Heights of North Park Hockey Champions: 2002-2003
Rowan Road Hockey Champions: 1997-2003

notable busts:
josh banas
tom pavia
brian merzlack
evan biganski
justin schmidt

Woodland Farms > the world

by wfwl October 29, 2009

Woodland Acres

A hood in East Houston made up of mostly duplexes and few houses located between Federal rd and market st. notorious for drugs and murder. also home of Llc Lmg Bwa and the famous LOCO.

where u from. Im from Woodland Acres!!!!

by Loco East Side Htown September 10, 2016

woodland peck

a awkward peck in a dog park forest between young mia keazer and theo allen

omg i never saw the woodland peck coming, i wish i was there!

by wassupchick7 July 29, 2017

woodland project

Like a GSCE, except it's more like a BTEC, except it gives you no qualifications whatsoever

"Did you hear about John? Oh, that idiot who took Woodland Project, yea I know him"

by Parnphorck Meowden September 22, 2019