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tiger's wife phobia

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the fear of having a golf club break through your expensive suv's window at 2 in the morning. (can only effect people named tiger woods and alec baldwin)
tom: tiger woods has had tiger's wife phobia ever since that fateful day

jeff: poor guy
by kmoney123456789 January 1, 2010
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Eren's wife is Sophia Jaeger. They have been married for months now and both love each other strongly. She has brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. Eren loves HER and ONLY her.
Who is Eren's wife? Oh, her name is Sophia Jaeger.
by Sophia Osamu December 12, 2020
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Ben Shapiro‘s wife

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Bro 1: Oh crud, I’m having a heart attack.
Bro two: hang in there buddy I’m going to call Ben Shapiro‘s wife
by GoodFlake July 27, 2021
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Trucker's wife

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wife of a truck driver, rides with husband in a semi truck
Yeah, i'm a trucker's wife!
by arakc August 14, 2011
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is also Eden
Aw man I wish I could be Machi’s wife :(

that’s rough buddy
by kurapikaswife January 28, 2021
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Errol's Wife

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Errol's Wife is lit. She's easy on the eyes & what

I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine

My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!
Errol's Wife is so beautiful
by Janet21 February 6, 2023
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Lot’s wife

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She was, quite literally, a little salty.
What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...
by vfuzz March 6, 2019
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