car warts

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.

<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

cauliflower warts

When someone's genital warts are as big as and look like cauliflower from your refridgerator.

She's got like 20 cauliflower warts under there.

by John Plato June 11, 2008

Genital Warts

Warts found on a mans penis or womans VAGINA! You receive warts on that area when a girl shoves a frog up there Vagina and a mans penis makes contact with it while have sexy time!

Boy: Can i check your vagina first?
Girl: Sure.....why?
Boy: Just checking for frogs
Girl: Oh.....
Boy: I wouldnt want Genital Warts

by Jonathan McDoodi May 20, 2008

lung warts

swollen lumps that develop on a womans chest. Usually seen in pairs.

"Wow, check out the lung warts on that babe!"

by Sir Lono August 1, 2009

jenny warts

A slang word for genital warts, caused by an encounter with a young frisky lady from Carsnouty.

That crazy ho gave me the jenny warts!

by Stuart0305862 December 22, 2005

Gentleman's Warts

A euphemism for the term 'genital warts', which can be used (usually by a male) in place of the proper terminology in an attempt to soften the blow.

Sexual partner: "Have you been tested?"
You: "Yeah and I was totally clean, unless you count gentleman's warts, WHICH I DON'T."

by BoneChopsky November 22, 2011

love warts

A very sickening name for a very beautiful thing, of course, I mean breats, boobs, tits, etc., etc.

Pizey: "Fuck man, look at her beautiful love warts!"

Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."

by Miklus May 17, 2006