War Thunder

A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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I spend all my money on War Thunder!

by anonymous September 27, 2023

War thunder

War thunder is a game that is complete hell and makes you wanna die.

person number one: "SHIT DEPLOY FLARES TISM 2"
Tism 2: "FUCKFUCKFUCK NEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWM BANG *fucking explodes due to war thunder AIM-9 sidewinder*"

by The autism lad October 7, 2023

War thunder

A game that is for holocaust denying wehraboos and tankies who think Joseph Stalin is funny, or dumbass Americans

War thunder is pain

by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive October 17, 2022

War Thunder

a free to play game in which you enter a long standing relationship , except your partner beats you with a stick and abuses you every single day

i hate War Thunder i want to cry

by akljfakljgklajklvnan November 26, 2024

War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.

I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.

by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025

War thunder enjoyer

A degenerate cunt who spends hours of his days grinding a shit game that nobody but themselves care about, they spend hundreds of dollars in this game but insist it's not pay to win.

These creatures never see woman, or the sky. The only human interaction they have is on the way to the bathroom to shit, and when they get food from their canteen.

You will never see someone smiling while playing this game.

Dude jhon is such a war thunder enjoyer.

Oh he must know what the touch of a woman feels like

by anonymous March 17, 2025

War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by yahahha May 20, 2023