Juggling Willies

The act of sucking mad dicks at one time in a festive manner.

"No way! i saw that slam pig last weekend over at the VFW Juggling Willies"

"Hey where did Mike go? Oh, hes down behind 711 Juggling willies (for meth)"

"Yo bro call up that slut sister of yours so she can juggle our willies"

"holy titty fucking christ can this bitch juggle some willies or what?!?"

by HotRodthaPenatrator April 13, 2009

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly

jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010

slag wellies

British term for a pair of cheep and sleazy whore boots.

Did you see that cheap slut and the pair of slag wellies she was wearing

by David Barry December 14, 2004

wellies deep

A phrase that is synonymous with making love, sex and fucking. This phrase originated from the channel 4 series the inbetweeners.

Guy 1: you have a good night last night

Guy 2: yeah not too bad! I was wellies deep in clunge last night

Guy 1: sweet!

by privateerkon42 June 6, 2010

Wanton Wellies

The flashy, striped, paisley, polka dot, animal print rubber boots, worn by fashion conscious women everywhere!

No freaking green or yellow wellies for me, only Wanton Wellies will do.

by Lauri127 December 3, 2005

Chameau Wellies

The erstwhile friend of rural snobnizers. A very expensive wellington boot for middle class toes. Warm and waterproof but sadly too smug to boot.

She wears Chameau Wellies she's such a judgemental cow.

by Acidic quill November 2, 2019

Wilson County willies

Disease obtained from eating peanuts that cause an exposed person to become addicted to meth and loss off moral compass. Also known as floresville fever.

He quit his job because he came down with Wilson County willies

by Windcrest warrior May 31, 2023