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Volcel

Voluntarily celibate. One who avoids, dating, sex, marriage, and romantic relationships entirely with the opposite sex.

Characterized by an aggressive form of M.G.T.O.W. where men avoid relationships of any sort with the opposite sex, because of the inherent risk and little potential upside of such relationships.

“Graypillers”
That’s my last fucking Tinder date, I’m going graypill.”

You mean you are going to be a volcel??
by Lazlomatic January 27, 2024
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Volcel

Selectively sexual (e.g. monogamous), celibate due to other reasons e.g. currently far from partner.
Tom: "Bro look hot girl we got her, wanna ping her pong?"
"No bro, I'm Volcel".
Pvt. Paul: "Bro we're in the Red light district, wanna hit up a hooker?"
"No bro, I'm Volcel".
by Yoyo's_timetin April 24, 2024
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Vocelia

Vocelia is someone that speaks a lot. Like way too much. They also like to speak using long and not particularily useful sentences. He watches way too much anime and is maybe mathsexual
Oh... Vocelia wrote a novel again...
by LeSteakDeBoeuf June 6, 2024
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Volcel

A person who's totally missing his partner (due to any reason, e.g. many miles of distance etc.).
No dearth of either horniness or willing members of the opposite sex ...
But a Volcel can only go with partner ... and is not just ready, but also happy to wait to be with partner (because time is best devoted to working to be with partner).

Can't get laid but wants to = incel
Can but doesn't want to get laid = celibate
Can but doesn't want to get laid with anyone, but only with partner = volcel
Susan: "My husband was a volcel during his time abroad".
Being separated by the tallest of mountains and the blackest of seas, we've been volcels for a while.
by Yoyo's_timetin April 10, 2024
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Pulling a Voxel

When you come up with an idea that sounds more complicated than it actually is
Sorry if it doesn't make any sense. I'm just pulling a voxel. That's all.
by HipfunnyKid10 August 23, 2024
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Voice for the voiceless

A special level of lolcow only attained through successive demonstrations of the follow traits: inability to sustain any healthy relationships, verbal diarrhea, appallingly crass & offensive insults, bigotry, self pity, and repeated failures to take responsibility for self, abuser of the elderly and infirm.
I wanted to chat in the live, but voice for the voiceless was there.
by AL Buffoon November 5, 2023
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