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verizons

Another word for DSL. Used to describe a woman with dick sucking lips.
I would love to get head from her, she's got some verizons.
by pscholar December 9, 2008
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verizon

The crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick.

Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE"
This is the worst phone company on the telecommunications verizon.
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
you: just call me on your t-mobile
friend on phone: What?
by Mike Graves May 17, 2006
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Vorions

Vorions has almost no meanings at all but it sounds cool, Vorions are not common but are widely used by creative people.

Vorions are picked up by the name of a star called Orion, used by the worthiest sigma male as In Game Name (IGN). Multiple theories about the origin of the word Vorions. In the middle east golden age era, vork-heons are used by commoners to describe a powerful leader, vorkheons are rich,powerful and intimidating for average betas. Another theory suggest Vorions is made up by a sigma male that likes the stars. Adding V and S on Orion and you’ll get Vorions.

Voriee ( Vor-ee) is a shortened name for Vorions as well as Vors. Prefered by many as Vorions may be too long to spell and might intimidate others.
1) guy 1: Hey look at that dude he looks like a sigma male

guy 2: He’s Vorions

2) Hey that Orion star reminds me of that sigma male. Vorions!
by Vorieeski November 21, 2021
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Verizon

Like a shittier version of Comcast, however Verizon is a phone and DSL company, while Comcast provides cable television and internet services.

Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.

Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.

Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.

Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon has a monopoly similar to Comcast's. Wouldn't it be funny if they merged and then you'd have even FEWER choices for internet access?
by Home slice September 16, 2005
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verizon queen

Gay queens who wear glasses like the former Verizon guy.
by Robster2012 March 7, 2012
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verizon dick

When yo dick is so long, you can literally reach out and touch someone.
I have THE hottest boyfriend...he's got a Verizon Dick, it's so big even from across the bed he can reach out and touch someone:)
by Hagihunter December 14, 2016
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