the act of buttfucking your fav bitch, then whipping out your dirty dick and writing your initials on her face with the poop left on the tip of your wiener.
by dirty/dick/player March 24, 2013
Get the vladmug. by gliding_princess May 4, 2010
Get the vladmug. When one person attempts to boss another person around. The person who is "vladding" thinks they are right, the best, and want things their way or no way at all.
by Nidia Nate July 25, 2006
Get the Vladdingmug. Man 1: Can i touch your vlad
Women 2: No im 11
man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.
Women 2: No im 11
man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.
by Alex and Dean April 10, 2009
Get the vladmug. Taken from Vlad Guerrero and made short to Vlad. It’s another type of STD (sexually transmitted disease).
by DoMxM April 14, 2009
Get the Vlad mug. Famous Russian literature hero. Born in 1745. Famous for his bravery and determination. Was a member of famous events such as “Pughachevsij bunt” , “October revolution” and “Battle of the Death Star”. Vlad was living a life of drifter, until he met “the queen of sauna”. He wasn’t about his intentions on her, but on December 2nd he made the most important decision of his life.
by MaxTheFisherman December 5, 2021
Get the Vlad Gejushinmug. The real Dracula. Far from the cape-wearing bloodsucker, Vlad the Impaler was both a hero to the Romanians, helping to defeat the invading Turks, and at the same time a brutal monster (butchering people to prove a point, once again to the Turks). His favourite execution methods outside of impaling included getting boiled alive.
Vlad III "the Impaler" "Dracula" Tepes was a hero of the Romanian people.
Almost everyone else only knows Vlad the Impaler for the stakes.
Almost everyone else only knows Vlad the Impaler for the stakes.
by GalactaK May 1, 2020
Get the Vlad the Impalermug.