VIP

Very immense penis .

Want to go with a VIP., Want to go down on my VIP

by Gizzybob February 4, 2007

VIPness

when you find a good parking spot near the front doors of the mall, causing you to feel like you run shit.

"look at this VIPness!"

by anavel July 1, 2008

VIP

a fat person who cuts everyone in line for the buffet.

Jen- "WTF?! those fat people just cut us in line for the buffet!"
Sarah- "they are VIP's"

by jessssicaaaaa August 1, 2008

VIP

A VIP is a Very Inactive Person.

Vam: I haven't seen Garry for a while
Mast: nope, he's a VIP

by Masteroa February 1, 2007

VIP

Visually Intoxicated Person.

Certain Restaurants and Cantinas do not serve VIPs

Sorry, you're a VIP, no more drinks.

by Duff Cheesecake November 6, 2006

vip

very important penis

i have a vip that is going to go up that poon!

by poon lover December 12, 2007

VIP

Very Inadequate Penis

Jessy: How was sex with Kendall last night?
Alyssa: It wasn't that good he has a VIP.

by MOW7 July 1, 2011