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Victory Jerk 

The act of masterbating after succeding in a competition of sorts instead of celebrating. Also done after performing a task you were told you were unable to do. Not to be confused with Relaxterbation
Nick: I told them i could land that plane im gonnas go have a victory Jerk
Victory Jerk by Mr.Moneybags April 6, 2010

Victory Dump

Taking a dump while having a virus/bug. When you complete your dump you will feel refreshed and know the worst of it has gone by. This dump tells you that you have flushed away the last bits of your virus and you may now get back to living your life. This dump will often be runny, a queer colour and/or smelll terrible. When completion of dump takes place, one must stand, lift arms above ones head and do a victory march around the house. Flushing of the dump is not necessary straight away incase you want to show friends/family what you have accomplished.
Friend: Aw WTF?
You: Yeah, I know, pretty impressive huh?
Friend: You have something wrong with you
You: It was one of my better victory dumps I'll admit
Victory Dump by vadgetastic August 6, 2009

Victory at sea 

The term used to describe incredibly windy and choppy conditions in the ocean. Often used by surfers to describe stormy surf conditions. It is derived from the old tv show Victory at Sea from the opening scene showing a very stormy ocean. Some people simply call it VAS.
We couldn't surf today because the conditions were victory at sea.
Victory at sea by Jah6 December 2, 2009

Victory Smoke 

(noun) a cigarette consumed after some sort of accomplishment. especially used in a group effort.
Ms. Bruer - "thanks for moving my furnature, boys"

Guy 1 - "V.S!"

Guy 2 - "what? V.S?

Guy 1 - "victory smoke!"

Victory Stew 

/vik-ter-ee st-oo/ noun
A vile prank, originally made famous by American college fraternities, where a large, organized group of people defecate into the same toilet in serial fashion without flushing or including paper waste. The end result is a toilet filled with feces of varying color, size, texture, and firmness that ultimate defeats the toilet's flushing mechanism and will require manual cleaning by the owner of the toilet. The act of creating a victory stew is referred to as "brewing a victory stew".
Last weekend, we brewed a victory stew over at Tim's house.
Victory Stew by Andy Mui March 27, 2011

Victory Bus 

n. When you have difficulty functioning the day after having sex all night, you're riding the victory bus. Similar to riding the struggle bus during a hangover, except a sex hangover is brought on by lack of sleep as opposed to alcohol.
Man 1: "Dude, you look wiped out. You're riding the struggle bus, aren't you?"

Man 2: "No, I didn't go out last night. But your ex-girlfriend came over and I've been riding the victory bus all day."
Victory Bus by AZ Scaryface September 25, 2011