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vintage vagina

A women over 55 who ages like fine wine. Young men do a double take when seeing them at the gym, in a business meeting, at their children's activities, out dining with friend, on the beach etc. Vintage Vagina's maintain their best physical appearance, require nothing more than a swipe of mascara and clear lip gloss, never wear spanx, built their careers from the bottom up through the 80' & 90's and are now the movers and shakers for women their age.
Christie Brinkley slays being a Vintage Vagina.
by CocoC cocococCOcOCOc April 10, 2017
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Vintage Motorcycle

A vintage motorcycle is a very rare breed of bike. They are made of very strong metal and are a quality build of bike , there are very few left as people assumed they were just worthless and threw them away , but they are infact very valuble.
Oh hey oliver , nice vintage motorcycle your riding there , it must be very rare and valuble.

Oliver : Yes , it is !
by TheDefinitionGuy October 5, 2009
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Vintage Chromoly

A man who anally rapes children and dogs. Escapes on BMX bike.
That guy jacking it on that cat's back is a Vintage Chromoly
by Doctor Lee December 24, 2007
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vintage

Vintage is also a type of clothing or a way to dress. Vintage clothing can be found in charity shops, or big high street brands like tatty devine, urbanoutfitters or beyond vintage. Lots of vintage things can also be found in camden or camden market
Vintage clothing is all about being different. In London it is very fashionable and so is it on the english catwalks. Try Elle Girl magazine for good vintage items
by @!! January 23, 2005
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Vintage Vag

The Vagina of a woman over the age of 45 years is known as Vintage Vag. Some Vintage Vag is in good condition, but most Vintage Vags feature crust, and fanny flaps of a wide diameter.
Do you Fancy her?
No I like her mum better, I fancy some Vintage Vag Mate!
by Maverick Corleone May 11, 2006
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Vintage Kid

A kid in her/his teens that love old classic movies, actors, music, or tv shows. Vintage kids are mostly girls in there teens and 20's. This isn't a 'label' they don't wear vintage jeans, and such its just what the person likes and they don't care even if other girls think Brad Pitt is hot and they think James Dean is the ugliest thing in the the world.
Boy- James Dean is my hero!
Girl- You like James Dean?
Boy- Yeah!
-snog-
Vintage Kid Love <3
by Brandon14 September 15, 2008
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Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.
Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
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