New Vendor

New Vendor: A term used to describe a person whom is not your spouse or girlfriend, but would like to be.

"That woman is such a whore! Even though she has a husband and boyfriend, she’s still out there trolling for New Vendors!" or "Poor guy....I can't believe his chick dumped him and is now labeled with New Vendor status....that sucks!"

by Samantha Davenport January 14, 2010

Cottage Cheese Vendor

When a woman has a gooey yeast infection.

Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!

by The Grunt February 27, 2021

taco vendor

a dirty mexican/lebanese terrorist who is an illegal immigrant who is married to one or more men with abnormally small penii and sell tacos on the street for sex with transvestites

That Jeremy over there is such a taco vendor!

by tmoney 13rotha May 2, 2009

scar vendor

Any amateur tattoo artist that distributes and sells tattoos either without a proper liscence, or without credible experience. A tattoo from a scar vendor will typically become infected or it may not be what one originally wanted.

Friend: Dude, what's all that shit on your arm? It looks like someone took a belt-sander to your skin.
You: The fuckin' scar vendor on 3rd street messed my tattoo up.

by Tristan A. February 19, 2007

vegetable vendor somesh

Your mom

Bruh

I am
Vegetable vendor somesh

by Mosquitoe eater somesh November 23, 2021

the beer vendor

While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.

We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.

by MrPinky September 23, 2011

Clam Vendor

A prostitute, one who accepts monetary compensation for sex.

That clam vendor almost gave me the clap.

by ClamVendor March 20, 2009