A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.
by only I really know June 30, 2009
Get the Japanese Vending Machine. mug.Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
Get the Filtered vending machine mug.When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
Get the Hungarian vending machine mug.¹ Ge0rges_vending_machine is a George, George's can be very wild at times. However this George (although ze can be in a silly goofy mood at times 🤪) is very respectful: George is very cool.
² Ge0rges_vending_machine is often mistaken for a game, however, currently ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game (it's a work in progress I swear)
³ Ge0rges_vending_machine can also be used as a term for emotion, the emotion is described as "sadness, goofiness and raging firey anger." As mr.good weird explained after alot of research.
⁴ The last definition is someone who is utterly incredible, and amazing and brave for being him, I'm so proud of you George.
² Ge0rges_vending_machine is often mistaken for a game, however, currently ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game (it's a work in progress I swear)
³ Ge0rges_vending_machine can also be used as a term for emotion, the emotion is described as "sadness, goofiness and raging firey anger." As mr.good weird explained after alot of research.
⁴ The last definition is someone who is utterly incredible, and amazing and brave for being him, I'm so proud of you George.
¹ "ge0rges_vending_machine is a cool man" Said Manley "I agree, a very cool man" replied Mark.
² "Hey have you got the game ge0rges_vending_machine?" Stated Janice "Janice, for the 342nd time, ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game. Will you ever listen to me? It's hard to forgive you after what you did anyway" replied Marcus.
³ "I'm feeling awfully ge0rges_vending_machine Janice!" Said Marcus "Please tell me what I did I've forgotten." Janice said.
⁴ It's self explanatory really, George is amazing 👍
² "Hey have you got the game ge0rges_vending_machine?" Stated Janice "Janice, for the 342nd time, ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game. Will you ever listen to me? It's hard to forgive you after what you did anyway" replied Marcus.
³ "I'm feeling awfully ge0rges_vending_machine Janice!" Said Marcus "Please tell me what I did I've forgotten." Janice said.
⁴ It's self explanatory really, George is amazing 👍
by TOTALLY NOT AN ALIEN September 4, 2021
Get the ge0rges_vending_machine mug.The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
Get the The Persian Vending Machine mug.This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
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Get the So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love mug.by Geo raptor October 5, 2021
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