Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!

I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

by Jimmy Rox May 14, 2015

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So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 20, 2022

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Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022

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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018

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