vaporware

Anything (usually software, but can be anything) that is promoted and marketed without ever actually being produced.

When I started Vaporware Records, I did so with the idea of never making an album but starting chaos none the less.

by Denis Baldwin June 4, 2004

Vaporeon

1) The most wholesome pokemon to ever exist
2) The most badass pokemon to ever exist
3) All of the above

Me: *sees a vaporeon in the wild*
Me: LETSGO

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 27, 2022

personal vaporizer

This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.

It emits a flavored fog containing nicotine (if the user prefers it) as an alternative to smoking tobacco. It contains no tobacco, tar, or known carcinogens, there is no second hand smoke.

The device uses a liquid to produce the vapour. The liquid consists mainly of pharmaceutical or food grade propylene glycol, flavourings, glycerine and nicotine. Nicotine amounts are typically available in ranges from zero to 36mg per ml.

Propylene glycol is used to make the vapour more like smoke, it is commonly used in theatrical fog machines. A small number of users experience allergic reaction to propylene glycol and should discontinue use if symptoms appear. Glycerine based e-liquid can be used in this case.

Care should be taken to keep the liquid out of reach of children and pets as nicotine is toxic.

The personal vaporising device comes in various models and colours, most of which are similar to the size of actual cigarettes, pipes and cigars.

Although the words e-cig and e-cigarette are commonly used, they are not the best terms to describe the device.

I don't need tobacco when I can vape with my personal vaporizer.

by Narkybeast January 31, 2009

Vaporeon

Vaporeon is a fox/fish Pokemon. It's good against fire, ground, and rock types. But is bad against electric, grass, and dragon types. Vaporeon can melt itself in water and make itself disappear. Most people think it's a mermaid because of its long, beautiful tail.

To change eevee into this Pokemon, you must train eevee wisley and evolve it with a water stone.

by Someone you may never meet October 12, 2003

vaporizer

The most efficient way to smoke weed. Fully releases all of the THC from the weed, saving your lungs from the abuse of J's, spliffs, and blunts. You will exhale a white, ODORLESS vapor, making toking up at home and in a standard college dorm room much less risky. Gets you more high off less weed, pays for itself.

We're gonna come back from the party and hit the vaporizer and get RIPPED.

by vapoman January 18, 2006

dick vapor

A colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor from that rises from teenage boys' crotches. The vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for an underage erection.

When combined with a tropical climate like Florida's, dick vapor becomes a potent compound, enveloping the boy in an invisible vapor cloud -- thus making him irresistible to the female faculty at his school.

"Mrs. Smith never used to pay attention to me until I started going through puberty and getting dick vapor. Now we have sex in the gym like every day. Plus, I have the best grade in class!"

by sidecarsally May 31, 2009

Vapospray

Vapospray is a term used to describe a particularly horrible death, specifically in video games with generous amounts of blood and gore, like Gears of War or Fear 2. One is vaposprayed when their body explodes in all different directions after being blasted by a weapon such as a shotgun or rocket launcher. The resulting impact sends various body parts and gore flying all everywhere, resulting in a bloody spray left in the aftermath of being vaporized. Hence, the term "Vapospray."

"Holy shit dude, that rocked just vaposprayed you!"

"Damn..that guy has a serious case of Vapospray."

by MaximumPaynus February 25, 2009