mandatory sex party

this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.

variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc

dave: did you go to the party last night?

dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?

dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.

by willhard9723 May 19, 2013

mandatory fun

When CTYers are forced into playing games, holding races, and other activities outside on the weekends instead of hanging out in their rooms. Prominent at CTY Carlisle, Pennsylvania.

I would love to talk more Mom, but mandatory fun is going to start at the ATS in ten minutes. This week, the theme is "Nintendo."

by Sarah Ann February 14, 2005

mandatory sex party

A party where all of the attendees get laid/are offered/arranged a sexual intercourse.

Preferably known in advance and with a voluntary commitment to copulate if necessary on the basis of compulsory empathy

Sure world needs more mandatory sex partying. All those odd fish fucking each others brain out

by ulzha February 5, 2010

mandatory

A brand of heroin once extremely popular on the lower east side of manhattan.
Also, by way of extension, anything that is particularly good or strong.

"What's good today? Mandatory"

"Damn that skunk was MANDATORY bro"
"Yeah"

by Jonathon_Holmes August 4, 2005

MANDATORY SHITEATER

The FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN THE ANUS ...A SUN AN ASSH0LE

Sorry AN ASSH0LE is a PEDOPHILE who is to be a MANDATORY SHITEATER in the GOOGLE PLEX as that is the corporate policy , so JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE go to it!!!!

by URINE FAIRY FAUCET September 6, 2021

MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER

CONSISTS OF multiple SEX ACTS done to a MANDATORY SHITEATER who has to do or has done to them at a MANDATORY SEX PARTY iwhich is MANDATORY to attend so you won't get arrested.

OK, do this guy in AFRICA had SHIT SMEARED everywhere by others all over their anatomy and ANAL ALAN the SHIT you just made the as the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER as at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY you will be told to take off all your clothes go to the STAGE where you are asked and hand the cannisters of SHIT too the STAGE EMCEE and the ones responsible will be the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARERS as all over your body you being the SHIT SMEAREE they will SMEAR SHIT and in order to GO IN DRY as you did they have to first let all the SHIT dry as they do have the SHIT FANS as you've seen them and by you ANAL ALAN standing where the SHIT HITS THE FAN. drying your SHIT and after all the SHIT DRIES you get TRAUMAUCKING A PEDOPHILE TREATMENT where they go in dry as the ASSH0LE has been prepared for the SEX ASSHOLE DICK BALLS ORGY at the SPORTS BAR where the origin of TICK TOCK SPLOTCH , TIK TOK SPLOTCH, TICK TOK SPLOTCH , and TIK TOCK SPLOTCH rule as well as you must MANDATORY CUM at the SEX PARTY.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 15, 2021

Mandatory fail party

The term used for a mandatory tutoring session or something of the like that you must attend when you fail a test. Instead of saying mandatory tutoring, you say mandatory fail party to make it not sound as lame.

"Shit! I failed my psych exam. Now the professor is going to make me go to mandatory fail party."

by ChristyRoad April 16, 2009